Life lessons.

The topic for blogging for books this month was when you have learnt a harsh life lesson. I have spent a week trying to decide what the biggest lesson I have ever learnt was. In the end however I just ended up feeling very lucky because I realised that I have never been through anything that can be considered harsh in this way. I did realise at the end of my introspection however that I have learnt a lot of little life lessons along the way, that I pay attention to everyday in every decision I make!

I always need something to read.

Despite practicing for 6 months I cannot juggle.

Lycra is nobody's friend.

Trying to match my sister drink for drink results in me falling asleep under a tree and being woken up by a French security guard and an Alsatian.

You cannot unlock the front door with a tampon.

Rollerblading down a steep hill is a bad plan.

Sandcastles are not just for children.

My body no longer accepts Tequila.

Yellow is not my colour.

If you are at the dinner table with your family and your omlette starts a conversation do not talk back to it.

I cannot skateboard.

I have no strength in my arms.

I look stupid wearing lipstick.

People always love a little bit of silliness.

Computers are bad for your eyes.

There is always time for chocolate.

Sleeping with your boyfriends best friend is a bad idea.

Falling off your bike without a helmet results in a huge lump on your noggin.

I blub at everything, especially soaps on television and girlie films.

Shell suits will haunt you for the rest of your life.

A little bit of what you fancy is great for the soul.

Walking barefoot in grass is a great way to relax.

Vomit will go up your nose if you throw up with your head upside down.

Getting a rubber stuck up your nose will end in a visit to the hospital.

If someone is crying comedy tapdancing always cheers them up.

Dyeing your hair purple may get you fired from your job.

Never use a portaloo at Glastonbury at night without a torch.

If I give someone directions they will get lost.

Pretty shoes always hurt.

Episodes of Friends can be watched over and over again.

Calling your mum a pig will result in being banned from the school disco.

Walking round with your skirt tucked in your knickers is embarrassing.

Loud people are often very insecure.